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TogrutaJedi

This is where I reblog assorted stuff :P
Oct 22 '14
Oct 21 '14

nobleenough:

Matching icons for you and your evil crystal clone?

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(artwork by Zack Morrison, Paranatural c4p140 yadayadayada…)

Oct 21 '14
theorigamiphoenix:

A tiny phoenix of my own design made from foil paper less than 1” square. I didn’t use any tweezers in making this.

theorigamiphoenix:

A tiny phoenix of my own design made from foil paper less than 1” square. I didn’t use any tweezers in making this.

Oct 21 '14

intelligentnaughtygirls:

queercommunist:

rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

I’ve never heard a parrot talk before but ohmygod this is half terrifying and half hilarious

Nobody expects musician!

Oct 21 '14

(Source: homosuckgeneral)

Oct 21 '14

Since the beginning of the popular internet, there has always been some place filled with numerous animations, sparkle-glitter effects, and music playing in the background without your permission. These places used to be commonly found on places such as Tripod and Angelfire. Now they’re here and it’s almost retro somehow.

Oct 20 '14
slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14

Jade Harley really is a U.S. citizen

theorigamiphoenix:

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Is Jade a U.S. citizen?

According to the U.S. state department website for international adoptions, a child is a U.S. citizen if these conditions are met.

  • At least one of the child’s parents is a U.S. citizen;
  • The child is under 18 after February 27, 2001;
  • The child lives in the legal and physical custody of the American citizen parent;
  • The child is admitted into the United States as an immigrant for lawful permanent residence
  • The adoption is final.

Grandpa Harley is almost certainly a U.S. citizen since he was adopted by the citizen Colonel Sassacre and raised in the U.S.

The question remaining is under what laws would Jade’s island at (-0.955766,-174.759521) fall under? It is safe to assume that it would follow the laws of whatever national waters it happens to lie in.

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Using marineregions.org’s mapping tool for Exclusive Economic Zones, we find that the location falls within U.S. waters in the Howland and Baker Island area.

This is not the physical U.S. but it falls under U.S. jurisdiction. This is ambiguous.

However, this is assuming that Jade had to be adopted into U.S. citizenship. Her meteor crashed into the Betty Crocker factory in John Egbert’s town of Maple Valley in Washington state. This is her effective birthplace since The Veil in the Medium is not a place for earth legal purposes: how can a place that does not technically exist yet be a real location in law?

Jade is a U.S. citizen because her effective earth birthplace was in Washington state in the U.S.

Oct 20 '14
My dashboard did a horsey thing.

My dashboard did a horsey thing.

Oct 20 '14
paperphiliac:

120-unit Ant Lion’s Nest designed by Tomoko Fuse
2 hours of assembly+2 of my previous projects=pretty ball thing

paperphiliac:

120-unit Ant Lion’s Nest designed by Tomoko Fuse

2 hours of assembly+2 of my previous projects=pretty ball thing

Oct 20 '14
bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Oct 20 '14

(Source: jadeslick)

Oct 20 '14
queensansastark:

Do you ever make a graphic and you get at the point where you have to choose a font and think “if only there were some way to get an overview of all the fonts I have already installed”? Well you can. At wordmark.it you just type in any word you want, it then shows that word in every font you have installed on your computer.

queensansastark:

Do you ever make a graphic and you get at the point where you have to choose a font and think “if only there were some way to get an overview of all the fonts I have already installed”? Well you can. At wordmark.it you just type in any word you want, it then shows that word in every font you have installed on your computer.

Oct 20 '14
banavalope:

oookay this made me laugh way too hard.

banavalope:

oookay this made me laugh way too hard.

(Source: vampireasterisk)